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Hi Everybody,

                Here are some Jokes. Humour makes mans life tension free and meaningful. so, increase your sense of humour immediately. our Jokes will help you to laugh for a while.


Joke - 1.

Teacher    :    "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Johnny      :    "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher    :    "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
                        admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Johnny      :    "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


Joke - 2.

Dad           :    Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son            :    Just a radio, dad, with a sports car around it.


Joke - 3.

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"

Sure, replied her lover "What's your phone number?"


Joke - 4.

A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"

"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "Why not!"

"Oh! How nice it would be," said the patient with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long."


Joke - 5.

"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"

"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right? Over."


Joke - 6.

A drunkard was brother to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."


Joke - 7.

Court Scene:

1st Lawyer    :    You're a fool.
2nd Lawyer   :    And you're a damn fool.
Judge  :    As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case.


Joke - 8.

This Sardarji goes to the doctor and say's Doc, I ache all over.
Everywhere I touch it hurts. The doctor says OK. Touch your elbow.
The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says "Touch your head."
The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.

Everywhere the sarder touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.

Two days later the sardar comes back and the doctor sardarji says;
                                                                                        "We've found your problem."
                                                                                        "Oh yeah? What is it?"
                                                                                        "you've broken your finger!"